Give me your best math pick-up lines!

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Dev Murphy
Dev Murphy
wikiHow Staff
01/05/26 8:05pm
These clever math-related pick-up lines and icebreakers are guaranteed to win acute-y over in no time!
  • Say yes to a date with me, and I’ll make all your worries polygon(e).
  • 4 + 4 = 8 but you + me = fate
  • Are you a non-repeating decimal? Because your beauty is never-ending.
  • Baby, you’re a 9.9999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
  • Are you a perfect square? Because I’m feeling irrational, but you make me whole.
  • You are the square to my root.
  • Is your name pi? Because you’re so sweet!
  • Are you a hyperbola? Because you’re making my asymptote approach infinity.
  • Are you a math problem? Because I’d stay up all night to work on you.
  • You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
Be sure to check out "165+ Math Pick Up Lines" for even more fun, flirty, and entertaining pick-up lines!
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CLARA TELSCHOW
02/03/26 4:10am
Math is confusing, we talk about x and y, but never u and I <3
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Waaasuppwikihowe
01/23/26 12:21am
heck narr. but r u a 3 4 me because I would pick u up like at 67777
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